The american dream

Come to think of it, my family must be the biggest cliché that's ever lived in a Silver Lake mansion. I've got a daddy who's almost never at home, since he's so busy doing business and fucking beautyful women in hotel rooms.
I've got a mum who's almost always at home but never really there, often letting time pass by in bed with her best friends Xanax and Klonopin, and a cat with the intriguing name Mr Whiskers.

And I've got myself, premature teenager combining healthy grades with unhealthy leisure time.

We're really living it, we're living the american dream, right?